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The Authoritarian Slavs of IronMinds

“Power to the Żelazo!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Anglerfish Alliance

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Authoritarian Slavs of IronMinds is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Żelazo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.894 billion Ironites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Żelazo Miasto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ironish economy, worth a remarkable 2,141 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,143 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

IronMinds isn't what it used to be, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IronMinds's national animal is the Anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Anglerism.

IronMinds is ranked 38,931st in the world and 1st in The Anglerfish Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 50,358.62 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,397thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,308thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,561stMost Patriotic: 7,951stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,649thHighest Economic Output: 8,895thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,696thLowest Crime Rates: 9,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,594thMost Conservative: 12,206thLargest Governments: 12,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,609thMost Stationary: 13,191stTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,423rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,946thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,058thMost Developed: 14,415thHighest Average Incomes: 14,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,692ndMost Cultured: 14,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,972ndMost Influential: 16,332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,940thLargest Populations: 22,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,023rdLargest Insurance Industry: 24,602ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,103rd

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