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The United States of Iramerica

“In God We Trust”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Iran

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.748 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 4,366 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,921 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iramerica is ranked 1,244th in the world and 1st in Iran for Largest Governments, scoring 58 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 367thMost Developed: 428thHealthiest Citizens: 476thLongest Average Lifespans: 483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 671stMost Cultured: 699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 944thBest Weather: 1,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,187thLargest Governments: 1,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,326thSafest: 1,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,516thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,535thSmartest Citizens: 1,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,931stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,365thHighest Economic Output: 2,366thMost Pacifist: 2,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,637thNicest Citizens: 4,024thHighest Average Incomes: 4,159thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,414thMost Inclusive: 6,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,017thLargest Populations: 7,734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,500thMost Secular: 10,317thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,686thTop
Most Politically Free: 15,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,145thMost Income Equality: 22,167th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

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