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The Endless Atzoatlaxixcalnican of Infinite Coscotlan

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Warp

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Endless Atzoatlaxixcalnican of Infinite Coscotlan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God-on-Earth Itzcoatl the Endless Swarm with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.893 billion Neo-Aztlaners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coscotlanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,805 trillion Trolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,710 Trolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ten thousand Coscotlanian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and many working fathers have never seen their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Infinite Coscotlan's national animal is the Marvellous and Bright Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Infinite Coscotlan is ranked 237,759th in the world and 1st in The Warp for Fattest Citizens, with 1.65 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20thMost Primitive: 26thBest Weather: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 51stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145thMost Beautiful Environments: 168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 179thHighest Poor Incomes: 238thLargest Governments: 286thLargest Black Market: 387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 852ndHighest Average Incomes: 922ndLowest Crime Rates: 929thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,000thTop
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Most Devout: 2,398thHealthiest Citizens: 2,958thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,039thHighest Economic Output: 3,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,496thNudest: 4,680thMost Authoritarian: 5,099thMost Efficient Economies: 7,139thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,704thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,072ndMost Income Equality: 17,273rdMost Extreme: 20,470thMost Conservative: 21,606thMost Stationary: 22,675thMost Influential: 22,694th

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