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The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of Infinite Coscotlan

“Food poisoning and mad cow disease.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Warp

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of Infinite Coscotlan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, lack of airports, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.498 billion Cahuatin are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coscotlanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,457 trillion Trolcatlolcanlols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 406,804 Trolcatlolcanlols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Infinite Coscotlan recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinite Coscotlan's national animal is the Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌞.

Infinite Coscotlan is ranked 221,808th in the world and 1st in The Warp for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -61.69 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5thMost Devout: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30thMost Primitive: 33rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 34thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44thBest Weather: 51stMost Corrupt Governments: 74thHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 184thLargest Governments: 208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 232ndLowest Crime Rates: 251stHighest Poor Incomes: 322ndLargest Black Market: 371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 552ndHighest Average Incomes: 697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,083rdMost Conservative: 1,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,577thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,434thMost Authoritarian: 2,916thHighest Economic Output: 3,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,940thNudest: 5,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,616thMost Efficient Economies: 7,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,351stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,442ndTop
Most Extreme: 15,486th

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