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The Armed Republic of Independent Southern State of Texas

“Where ya at is where ya at and watcha git is watcha git”

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The Armed Republic of Independent Southern State of Texas is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, devout population of 393 million Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Independent Southern State of Texasian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,498 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Independent Southern State of Texas's national animal is the Labrador Retriever, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Independent Southern State of Texas is ranked 232,467^th in the world and 7,988^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 261.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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