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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia

“For Homeland, Ready !!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Power


The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.218 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 6,770 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 417,493 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Independent Federation of Croatian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 48th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Patriotic, with 172.69 flags saluted per person per day.

Lowest Crime Rates: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rdMost Patriotic: 48thLargest Governments: 68thMost Valuable International Artwork: 76thMost Advanced Public Education: 84thMost Devout: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140thSmartest Citizens: 146thHighest Poor Incomes: 242ndMost Efficient Economies: 243rdHealthiest Citizens: 265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 316thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 544thSafest: 547thMost Subsidized Industry: 557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 560thMost Beautiful Environments: 561stBest Weather: 627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rdMost Authoritarian: 705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 752ndHighest Average Incomes: 788thMost Influential: 1,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,225thMost Extreme: 1,389thHighest Economic Output: 1,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,069thMost Armed: 2,176thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,787thMost Conservative: 5,331stNudest: 6,602ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,651stMost Developed: 13,387thTop
Largest Populations: 17,664thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,827thMost Income Equality: 23,930thMost Stationary: 25,075thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,365th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the region

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