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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia

“For Homeland, Ready !!!”

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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.907 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,224 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 375,645 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Independent Federation of Croatia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 238,978^th in the world and 123^rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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