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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia

“For Homeland, Ready !!!”

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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.918 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,862 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 495,614 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 295,390^th in the world and 40^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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