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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Power

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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.907 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,224 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 375,645 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Independent Federation of Croatia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 238,978th in the world and 123rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28thMost Valuable International Artwork: 55thHighest Average Tax Rates: 79thLargest Governments: 99thMost Advanced Public Education: 102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 154thMost Devout: 160thSmartest Citizens: 221stMost Efficient Economies: 271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 316thHighest Poor Incomes: 341stMost Subsidized Industry: 411thHealthiest Citizens: 530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 756thMost Beautiful Environments: 899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 924thHighest Average Incomes: 1,017thMost Influential: 1,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,256thBest Weather: 1,508thSafest: 1,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,725thHighest Economic Output: 1,920thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,029thMost Authoritarian: 2,065thTop
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Most Armed: 2,461stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,596thMost Conservative: 2,642ndNudest: 4,291stLargest Mining Sector: 5,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,089thTop
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Most Developed: 13,221stMost Extreme: 14,744thLargest Populations: 19,281st
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the region

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