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The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia |
“For Homeland, Ready !!!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The Alliance of Dictators |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.218 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 6,770 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 417,493 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Independent Federation of Croatian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.
Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 48th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Patriotic, with 172.69 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Independent Federation of Croatia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Independent Federation of Croatian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
Independent Federation of Croatia, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in
Independent Federation of Croatia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, golden statues of Wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
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Independent Federation of Croatia, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Independent Federation of Croatian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.