Spotlight on:
The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision |
“Siri Picks a Random Issue Answer”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Nudist Dreamland |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Siri of iPhoney with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 26.858 billion Apple Lovers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HeySiriPickaNumber City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Indecisionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,005 trillion gold or silver coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,894 gold or silver coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, President Siri of iPhoney's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indecision's national animal is the pushmi-pullyu or dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worshippers of the Almighty Apple.
Indecision is ranked 118,241st in the world and 47th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Stationary, with 307.1983103374 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Indecision's influence in Nudist Dreamland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, President Siri of iPhoney's online image is the very model of a modern major leader.
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Indecision was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
- : Following new legislation in Indecision, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Indecision was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.