Spotlight on:

“As for dreams she has enough and more to spare”

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Community of Incomprehensible Havoc is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 541 million Blairs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jersey. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Incomprehensible Havocian economy, worth 28.0 trillion Bustles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,753 Bustles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incomprehensible Havoc's national animal is the Baby Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Incomprehensible Havoc is ranked 26,226^th in the world and 41^st in Bozarkia for Most Authoritarian, with 2,656.82 milliStalins.