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The Principality of Imps Cru

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Boston

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

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The Principality of Imps Cru is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marty Walsh with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.703 billion Imps Cruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Imps Cruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,868 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,381 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's all quiet on the western front, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Imps Cru's radio stations, and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imps Cru's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Hard Work.

Imps Cru is ranked 10,683rd in the world and 8th in Boston for Most Stationary, with 2,260.89964330108 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 151stMost Subsidized Industry: 172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 469thLargest Black Market: 796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 833rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,673rdMost Devout: 1,787thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,680thMost Efficient Economies: 2,711thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,017thLargest Mining Sector: 4,064thHighest Economic Output: 5,002ndLargest Governments: 5,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,234thLowest Crime Rates: 7,338thMost Avoided: 8,051stRudest Citizens: 8,316thMost Stationary: 10,683rdMost Influential: 11,626thNudest: 13,352ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,110thLargest Populations: 24,722ndLongest Average Lifespans: 25,898th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the region

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