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The Wootsockens of Improving Wordiness

“Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Sprat


Improving Wordiness was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 157

The Wootsockens of Improving Wordiness is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wordy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.438 billion Improving Wordinessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Environment, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uppercase. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Improving Wordinessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,762 trillion daily words a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 122,105 daily words, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improving Wordiness's national animal is the Naked Mole Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cant someone else do it.

Improving Wordiness is ranked 10,922nd in the world and 192nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,331.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,154thBest Weather: 1,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,537thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,671stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,702ndNudest: 4,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,488thLowest Crime Rates: 5,882ndLargest Governments: 6,307thHealthiest Citizens: 6,613thMost Developed: 7,472ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,045thHighest Food Quality: 9,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,922ndHighest Economic Output: 11,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,132ndMost Influential: 11,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,450thMost Armed: 12,530thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,031stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,789thMost Inclusive: 18,223rdSafest: 20,518thLargest Populations: 20,889thMost Cultured: 23,199thMost Efficient Economies: 24,648thHighest Average Incomes: 25,047th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionLargest Populations: 150th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 45 » Macrasetia, Hashari Darussalam, Second Peenadian, Solsevara, Boroii, Savveria, Alski, Faradova, Grimmywelsh, Markanite, Xanthorrhoea, Kobomania, Liberdon, Union of Free Conservative Republics, Saint Nations, United Wese Godallistedern, Nova Berlim, Kam-Chatka, United Atle Lamton, Milanisca, SCAPT, Austral Imperium, Brovakia, Greater Theowherveld, QuazaFire, Anollasia, Roncudo, Righteous Freedoms For the People, Dustwind, Free Land of Rebellium, Namakan, Frabe, Arnefol, Dolorado, The Awesome Blue Order, The Galactic American Imperium, Jaegerpondonia, Ilfarasia, Vayshnoriya Islands, Aurum Port, Entente da madeira, United Kolance, Clialaad, Coldian, and Kaprein.