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The Super Swifty of Imperial Dodo

“Lucky Friendship NationStates Moo”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Super Swifty of Imperial Dodo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Ododo VII with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.906 billion Dodoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dodoan economy, worth 151 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,724 Gold Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 611,651 per year while the poor average 2,802, a ratio of 218 to 1.

Closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, the latest political memes depict King Ododo VII as an overly-choreographed robot, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime is a problem. Imperial Dodo's national animal is the Blue Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hyacult.

Imperial Dodo is ranked 214,293rd in the world and 7,344th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.8 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 68thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,113thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,436thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,031stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,384thMost Primitive: 8,903rdMost Influential: 8,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,394thTop
Most Secular: 22,607th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 248th in the regionMost Primitive: 317th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 324th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 422nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 676th in the regionMost Influential: 696th in the regionLargest Black Market: 763rd in the regionMost Secular: 773rd in the region

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