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The Empire of Imperial Dispatches


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

Regional Influence: Squire


The Empire of Imperial Dispatches is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.034 billion Imperial Dispatchesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Dispatchesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,987 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and ten thousand Imperial Dispatchesian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Dispatches's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial Dispatches is ranked 28,431st in the world and 63rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.3 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Black Market: 8,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,548thMost Stationary: 12,405thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,522ndMost Developed: 19,360thMost Devout: 20,114thHighest Economic Output: 20,155thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,370thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,263rdMost Influential: 21,598thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,026thHealthiest Citizens: 24,426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,653rd
Most Stationary: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the region

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