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The Republic of Imenvje

“Yaq Bujj ya Dekh Oyudd Nadh q' Ma'as”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Imenvje is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by CFO Qelu q' Yerun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.874 billion Imenviqi are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dusan qDath. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Imenviqi economy, worth 567 trillion vijj qdhars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 146,440 vijj qdhars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,341,046 per year while the poor average 1,713, a ratio of 782 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, most people learn to drive on crash courses, CFO Qelu q' Yerun's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Imenvje's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yal Badh Uddaq.

Imenvje is ranked 148,220th in the world and 70th in Wysteria for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 324thLargest Gambling Industry: 843rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,168thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,449thMost Armed: 1,699thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,789thFattest Citizens: 1,817thMost Avoided: 2,111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,318thTop
Most Devout: 2,972ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,253rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,549thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,255thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,988thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,768thHighest Average Incomes: 15,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,774thLargest Mining Sector: 17,031stLargest Black Market: 22,130thHighest Drug Use: 23,022nd

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