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The Federation of Ilmoilanselka Lake

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The Federation of Ilmoilanselka Lake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 1.201 billion Ilmoilanselka Lakeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The strong Ilmoilanselka Lakean economy, worth 70.1 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,387 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilmoilanselka Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ilmoilanselka Lake is ranked 300,084^th in the world and 258^th in Lakes in Finland for Most Pacifist, with 6.85 cheeks turned per day.

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