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The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.019 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 7,951 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,404 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 208,812th in the world and 1,027th in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Devout: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thHighest Poor Incomes: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 37thLargest Black Market: 86thMost Primitive: 176thLargest Governments: 200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 205thHighest Average Incomes: 226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256thLowest Crime Rates: 372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 454thMost Avoided: 476thHighest Economic Output: 687thFattest Citizens: 987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,087thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,301stTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,096thMost Conservative: 5,118thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,684thMost Stationary: 7,350thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,829thMost Income Equality: 11,768thMost Extreme: 12,450thMost Influential: 12,814thLargest Populations: 13,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,726th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the region

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