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The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.24 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 6,464 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,217 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, organ donation rates have hit a new low, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 152,277th in the world and 858th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 3.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Poor Incomes: 32ndLargest Black Market: 39thMost Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Primitive: 165thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 259thHighest Average Incomes: 260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 262ndLargest Governments: 266thMost Avoided: 413thLowest Crime Rates: 615thMost Subsidized Industry: 836thFattest Citizens: 847thHighest Economic Output: 923rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,021stMost Efficient Economies: 1,202ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,967thMost Authoritarian: 2,176thMost Income Equality: 4,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,335thMost Extreme: 6,121stTop
Most Stationary: 8,077thMost Conservative: 10,169thMost Influential: 11,766thLargest Populations: 13,668th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Conservative: 55th in the region

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