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The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.516 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 8,215 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,487 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, people spend a lot on hair and nails, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 223,760th in the world and 1,139th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stLargest Black Market: 89thMost Primitive: 184thLargest Governments: 204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 212thHighest Average Incomes: 234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257thLowest Crime Rates: 392ndMost Avoided: 472ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 483rdHighest Economic Output: 672ndFattest Citizens: 973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,459thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,131stMost Conservative: 5,192ndMost Stationary: 7,225thMost Efficient Economies: 11,240thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,191stMost Influential: 12,823rdLargest Populations: 13,016thMost Extreme: 16,847thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,856th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the region

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