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The Department of Ille-et-Vilaine

“Kentoc'h mervel eget bezañ saotret”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Department Store

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Department of Ille-et-Vilaine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hoël Kerprigent with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.728 billion Brétilliens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The very strong Brétillien economy, worth 837 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,051 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 141,285 per year while the poor average 14,193, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ille-et-Vilaine's national animal is the ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ille-et-Vilaine is ranked 80,298th in the world and 17th in Department Store for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,298.53 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,398thTop
Largest Populations: 17,461stLargest Insurance Industry: 21,141st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the region

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