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The Simian Society of IKEA Monkey

“Bananas Are Good”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Canada

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The Simian Society of IKEA Monkey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Darwin the Monkey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.267 billion IKEA Monkeyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darwin. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming IKEA Monkeyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,144 trillion Darwin Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,153 Darwin Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Darwin the Monkey's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, every workday begins with group therapy, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IKEA Monkey's national animal is the Japanese Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darwinism.

IKEA Monkey is ranked 223,562nd in the world and 148th in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 6.42 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 352ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 589thSafest: 735thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,878thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,149thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,464thHighest Economic Output: 4,508thSmartest Citizens: 5,547thMost Cultured: 5,844thMost Inclusive: 6,256thMost Pacifist: 7,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,042ndNudest: 8,261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,622ndLargest Governments: 9,461stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,521stLargest Populations: 10,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,229thMost Stationary: 10,315thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,577thMost Secular: 10,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,540thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,037thHealthiest Citizens: 12,385thMost Influential: 13,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,943rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,105thMost Developed: 15,815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,372ndLargest Gambling Industry: 19,051stMost Income Equality: 23,673rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the region

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