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The Sorrow of I am your savoir

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The Sorrow of I am your savoir is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.427 billion I am your savoirians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The thriving I am your savoirian economy, worth 364 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,204 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,901 per year while the poor average 14,251, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I am your savoir's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

I am your savoir is ranked 142,785^th in the world and 1,422^nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.62 law-abiding acts per hour.

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