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The Hallowed States of I am Batman

“Superman is a wuss”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Hallowed States of I am Batman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Parker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.61 billion I am Batmanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient I am Batmanian economy, worth an astonishing 19,046 trillion holy bat dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 480,855 holy bat dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,714,690 per year while the poor average 16,427, a ratio of 226 to 1.

Street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. I am Batman's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is DC Comics.

I am Batman is ranked 90th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Economic Output, with 19,046 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 90thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 137thLargest Populations: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 231stLargest Mining Sector: 254thLargest Gambling Industry: 285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 294thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 298thHighest Average Incomes: 389thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 416thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 480thMost Avoided: 503rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 516thLargest Insurance Industry: 597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 604thLargest Governments: 1,006thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,082ndMost Devout: 1,213thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,326thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,501stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,679thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,265thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,640thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,298thMost Efficient Economies: 3,315thLargest Retail Industry: 3,995thLowest Crime Rates: 4,192ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,667thLargest Black Market: 4,835thMost Armed: 4,883rdSmartest Citizens: 5,195thHealthiest Citizens: 7,083rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,670thMost Developed: 8,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,868thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,439thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14,989thMost Influential: 15,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,107thMost Conservative: 18,459thMost Extreme: 22,452nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the region

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