Spotlight on:
The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule |
“Wisdom, Power, Courage”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Zelda with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.376 billion Hyrule and Loruleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakariko City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hyrule and Lorulean economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion Ruppees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,167 Ruppees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
T-shirts displaying a photo of Princess Zelda performing the Full-Monty are selling out, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown. Hyrule and Lorule's national animal is the Deku Baba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shiekah.
Hyrule and Lorule is ranked 74,642nd in the world and 141st in Forest for Most Stationary, with 630.90742260788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Frigid Northern Forest of Anxious and Kevin, curing 1 million infected.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Frigid Northern Forest of Anxious and Kevin, curing 1 million infected.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Autonomous Cantons of Sable Haven, curing 4 million infected.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven, curing 6 million infected.
- : Hyrule and Lorule was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Unified Prefectures of Russet Haven, curing 5 million infected.