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The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule

“Wisdom, Power, Courage”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Zelda with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.376 billion Hyrule and Loruleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakariko City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyrule and Lorulean economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion Ruppees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,167 Ruppees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Princess Zelda performing the Full-Monty are selling out, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown. Hyrule and Lorule's national animal is the Deku Baba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shiekah.

Hyrule and Lorule is ranked 74,642nd in the world and 141st in Forest for Most Stationary, with 630.90742260788 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,122ndSafest: 1,878thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,723rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,714thHighest Economic Output: 6,245thMost Pacifist: 7,255thSmartest Citizens: 8,455thMost Cultured: 8,756thMost Inclusive: 8,829thHighest Food Quality: 9,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,053rdLargest Populations: 12,458thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,681stNicest Citizens: 13,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,598thMost Developed: 13,622ndMost Secular: 13,920thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,255thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,166thHealthiest Citizens: 15,559thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,355thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,597thMost Influential: 18,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,537thLargest Governments: 22,008thHighest Average Incomes: 22,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,519thBest Weather: 28,264thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,477th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the region

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