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The Commonwealth of Hyperseptentrionalis

“Equus horribilis”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Commonwealth of Hyperseptentrionalis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.188 billion Hyperseptentrionalisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperseptentrionalisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,401 trillion Holy Cows a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 561,234 Holy Cows, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,464,764 per year while the poor average 80,353, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperseptentrionalis's national animal is the God, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hyperseptentrionalis is ranked 373rd in the world and 5th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 11,556 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211thMost Corrupt Governments: 275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290thHighest Average Incomes: 306thLargest Insurance Industry: 321stLargest Mining Sector: 337thLargest Black Market: 373rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 386thLargest Retail Industry: 418thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 536thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 676thMost Subsidized Industry: 774thMost Armed: 810thMost Efficient Economies: 874thMost Avoided: 875thMost Secular: 1,039thFattest Citizens: 1,352ndLargest Governments: 1,421stLowest Crime Rates: 1,509thRudest Citizens: 1,595thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,770thHighest Economic Output: 1,781stMost Patriotic: 1,889thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,116thSmartest Citizens: 4,492ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,251stNudest: 9,299thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,819thMost Stationary: 12,254thMost Influential: 13,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,942ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,903rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionNudest: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 168th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Populations: 237th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346th in the region

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