Spotlight on:
The Chinese Stats of Hylia |
“盡忠報祖國”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Chinese Stats of Hylia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Shenlong with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.965 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 7,216 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 452,008 Taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shenism.
Hylia is ranked 1,074th in the world and 2nd in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 362 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Hylia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Hylia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Hylia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Hylia, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Lurusitania, Kareia, and Deuterra.