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The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation

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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Power


The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hydroponicus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 38.875 billion Hydroponicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenleaf. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hydroponic Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 5,964 trillion Funyons a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Gambling, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,435 Funyons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hydroponic Nation's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hydroponic Nation is ranked 272,898th in the world and 70th in Wysteria for Most Patriotic, with 0.33 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Publishing Industry: 73rdMost Influential: 317thMost Rebellious Youth: 380thMost Stationary: 648thHighest Crime Rates: 736thLargest Populations: 879thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,244thLargest Black Market: 1,477thMost Armed: 1,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,644thHighest Economic Output: 1,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,059thMost Cultured: 2,339thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,891stSmartest Citizens: 3,211thBest Weather: 3,941stMost Developed: 5,096thHighest Food Quality: 5,189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,545thNudest: 10,070thMost Secular: 13,374thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,777thHighest Average Incomes: 14,382ndLargest Governments: 21,327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,883rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,753rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Norvikeland, Outter Micronesia, Ummagumma, Innato, 66 Ducks, Southmen, Half-Milers, Seydisfodur, Dacharia, and North Sloughtown Metropolis.