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The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden |
“Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.”
| Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
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Location: USSR |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lãrýk Hvályuri with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.261 billion o Hválfyŕheý enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kápýtaal. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hválfyŕheý economy, worth a remarkable 3,411 trillion Taagraams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 177,112 Taagraams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elected officials who disagree with Lãrýk Hvályuri have a lot of accidents, a degree in Lãrýk Hvályuri Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hvalfyurden's national animal is the Roma-X́egraama-Lỹcuý, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.
Hvalfyurden is ranked 1,164th in the world and 3rd in USSR for Lowest Crime Rates, with 165.64 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hvalfyurden lodged a message on the USSR Regional Message Board.
- : Hvalfyurden's influence in USSR fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Hvalfyurden's influence in USSR rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
- : Hvalfyurden relocated from Balder to USSR.
- : Hvalfyurden altered its national flag.
- : Hvalfyurden was refounded in Balder.
- : Hvalfyurden ceased to exist in USSR.
- : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
- : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, a degree in Lãrýk Hvályuri Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
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