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The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta

“May the Schwartz be with you”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.713 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,572 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students do more community service than homework, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 197,607th in the world and 8,642nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 488thTop
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Most Devout: 4,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,569thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,732ndMost Developed: 6,007thRudest Citizens: 6,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,178thLowest Crime Rates: 7,019thBest Weather: 7,054thSmartest Citizens: 7,096thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,695thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,944thMost Efficient Economies: 9,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,460thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,474thNicest Citizens: 9,737thSafest: 9,874thMost Stationary: 10,582ndLargest Governments: 11,257thMost Cultured: 11,265thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,511thHighest Economic Output: 14,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,315thMost Pacifist: 16,513thHighest Average Incomes: 16,736thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,159th
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Most Influential: 156th in the regionMost Devout: 164th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionMost Stationary: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 273rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 349th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 353rd in the regionMost Developed: 370th in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 411th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 415th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 419th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 455th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 466th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 477th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 486th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 499th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 500th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 507th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 519th in the regionSafest: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 556th in the regionNicest Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Cultured: 575th in the regionLargest Populations: 586th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 596th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 601st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 612th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 636th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 808th in the regionMost Pacifist: 945th in the region

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