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The Entity of Human Processing Center

“ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Entity of Human Processing Center is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mainframe Alpha with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.158 billion drones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Human Processing Center. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant processing economy, worth 244 trillion humans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,299 humans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Human Processing Center's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED.

Human Processing Center is ranked 231,666th in the world and 82nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 23.88875554452 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,698thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,476thMost Conservative: 12,668thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,863rdMost Secular: 21,436thMost Extreme: 23,233rdLargest Populations: 28,714thMost Income Equality: 29,761st

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