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The Republic of Hrstrovokia

“Prava Hrićanska Zemlja”

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Location: The Maritimes

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.789 billion Hrstrovokians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vogoslavgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 20,022 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 695,486 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 254,248th in the world and 38th in The Maritimes for Most Cultured, scoring 6 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Black Market: 27thMost Patriotic: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 89thHighest Economic Output: 91stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97thLargest Mining Sector: 102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 168thHighest Poor Incomes: 201stLowest Crime Rates: 213thLargest Governments: 267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 277thMost Subsidized Industry: 387thMost Secular: 464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 469thMost Efficient Economies: 522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 539thLargest Agricultural Sector: 619thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 626thLargest Insurance Industry: 640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 715thMost Advanced Public Transport: 879thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,067thSmartest Citizens: 1,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,412thMost Developed: 1,836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,194thLargest Retail Industry: 2,236thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,612thRudest Citizens: 3,040thLargest Populations: 3,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,879thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,720thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,997thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,965thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,258thHealthiest Citizens: 25,210th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Reultan and Kalix.