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The Nubian Princess of Houthaa Mis

“True Glamour Is Internal”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Asexuality

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Nubian Princess of Houthaa Mis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.507 billion Houthaa Misians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The all-consuming Houthaa Misian economy, worth 587 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Cheese Exports, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,285 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks, contestants on Houthaa Mis's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Houthaa Mis's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Houthaa Mis is ranked 80,018th in the world and 1st in Asexuality for Most Stationary, with 605.65358460368 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 903rdTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,419thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,086thMost Avoided: 8,124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,826thLargest Black Market: 12,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,493rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,195thMost Armed: 19,048thLargest Retail Industry: 19,093rdMost Primitive: 23,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,604th

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