The Great Islamic Empire of House Ahsanul
“The Struggle Is Ours , Victory Belongs To Allah”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Great Islamic Empire of House Ahsanul is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.622 billion Ahkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glass Palace. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Ahkian economy, worth 537 trillion Yadims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,879 Yadims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Ahkian satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Ahsanul's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Ahkian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across House Ahsanul.
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