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The Federal Republic of HORLALEK

“In God We Trust ”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Federal Republic of HORLALEK is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by AHMED with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.556 billion horlalekians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unify City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient HORLALEKian economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,914 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HORLALEK's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HORLALEK is ranked 3,660th in the world and 97th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,003.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Safest: 1,799thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,027thLowest Crime Rates: 2,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,210thHealthiest Citizens: 2,309thLargest Governments: 2,334thMost Efficient Economies: 2,380thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,691stMost Cultured: 2,897thNicest Citizens: 3,000thMost Pacifist: 3,000thMost Developed: 3,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,660thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,021stSmartest Citizens: 4,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,116thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,113thMost Influential: 6,229thMost Inclusive: 6,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,703rdHighest Economic Output: 8,670thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,545thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,514thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,102ndBest Weather: 17,245th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the regionNicest Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionMost Inclusive: 215th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 277th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 325th in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 344th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 382nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 455th in the regionBest Weather: 571st in the regionMost Influential: 583rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 590th in the region

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