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The Protectorate of Hopei

“Continue the Three Principles of the People.”

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The Protectorate of Hopei is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Yan Xishan with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.891 billion Hopeians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Taiyuan. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hopeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion Yuan a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,063 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Hopeian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hopei's national animal is the Clouded Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shangdi.

Hopei is ranked 184,701^st in the world and 1^st in League of Xishanists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.03 law-abiding acts per hour.

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