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The Grab and Go Empire of Honk Kong Donkey Kong

“Smile, please! This won't hurt a bit!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Grab and Go Empire of Honk Kong Donkey Kong is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kong with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.648 billion Honk Kong Donkey Kongians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Honk Kong Donkey Kongian economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,483 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,133 per year while the poor average 47,378, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

New York is a police state during international summits, HKDK-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, King Kong's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honk Kong Donkey Kong's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Empirism.

Honk Kong Donkey Kong is ranked 8,260th in the world and 160th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,603.001979911 days.

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Largest Black Market: 2,023rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,085thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,013thLargest Mining Sector: 4,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,844thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,503rdHighest Economic Output: 6,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,944thMost Stationary: 8,260thHighest Average Incomes: 10,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,523rdMost Patriotic: 12,564thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,945thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,565thLargest Governments: 18,055thMost Influential: 18,285thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,412thBest Weather: 20,190thLargest Populations: 22,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,231stMost Efficient Economies: 25,700th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 349th in the regionMost Patriotic: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 384th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 456th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 589th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 628th in the region

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