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The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania

“Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.667 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,117 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 276,167 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,557,893 per year while the poor average 2,853, a ratio of 896 to 1.

Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, the Great Honeydewistanian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 283rd in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 99.24 Atheism Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 145thMost Armed: 155thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 187thLargest Gambling Industry: 230thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257thFattest Citizens: 266thMost Avoided: 271stMost Secular: 283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 291stMost Ignorant Citizens: 400thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 443rdRudest Citizens: 481stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 635thHighest Disposable Incomes: 793rdMost Efficient Economies: 925thLargest Mining Sector: 1,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,075thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,254thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,851stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,453rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,366thNudest: 4,512thHighest Economic Output: 7,757thTop
Most Influential: 13,752ndMost Pro-Market: 19,139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,306thHighest Drug Use: 19,966thLargest Black Market: 20,786th
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 196th in the regionNudest: 224th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 272nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 297th in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 810th in the region

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