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The Reborn Republic of Homyland

“ukraine mega chad. russia mega virgin.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Reborn Republic of Homyland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Netherwatcher with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.788 billion Homylanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archenicas. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Homylandite economy, worth 884 trillion Asvires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,645 Asvires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homyland's national animal is the Kinderer Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Homyland is ranked 30,790th in the world and 43rd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,246.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Inclusive: 2,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,458thBest Weather: 2,637thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,084thHealthiest Citizens: 3,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,190thHighest Food Quality: 3,725thLargest Governments: 3,783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,091stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,107thMost Developed: 4,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,259thNicest Citizens: 4,325thLowest Crime Rates: 4,515thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,604thSmartest Citizens: 5,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,218thMost Secular: 5,800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,421stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,854thHighest Average Incomes: 9,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,182ndMost Cultured: 10,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,549thTop
Safest: 14,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,441stMost Income Equality: 24,188thHighest Economic Output: 25,559th
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Kingdom of Englands, MLGDogeland, Untecna, and Cormoe.