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The United Socialist States of Homosexical

“Love 'em all”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Sprat


The United Socialist States of Homosexical is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 147 million Homosexicalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Homosexicalian economy, worth 4.68 trillion bussies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,845 bussies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homosexical's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Homosexical is ranked 183,155th in the world and 340th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 10.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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