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The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine

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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Rosaceae Sanguinare

Regional Influence: Contender


The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sola Sil with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.536 billion Phallites and Labianites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erogia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endocrinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,068 trillion Ejacs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 197,514 Ejacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Endocrinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine's national animal is the Peckfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erogenicism.

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is ranked 268,552nd in the world and 30th in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Smartest Citizens, with 0.13 quips per hour.

Most Primitive: 6thLargest Welfare Programs: 20thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28thMost Devout: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndBest Weather: 69thMost Pacifist: 104thMost Beautiful Environments: 137thNicest Citizens: 180thMost Compassionate Citizens: 192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436thHighest Food Quality: 467thMost Cultured: 511thMost Inclusive: 530thLargest Governments: 691stLowest Crime Rates: 1,605thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,856thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,318thMost Income Equality: 2,659thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 5,074thHighest Economic Output: 5,638thHealthiest Citizens: 5,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,786thNudest: 8,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,241stTop
Largest Populations: 19,422ndMost Influential: 24,852nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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