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The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine

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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Rosaceae Sanguinare

Regional Influence: Contender


The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sola Sil with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.837 billion Phallites and Labianites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erogia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endocrinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion Ejacs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 197,514 Ejacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Endocrinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine's national animal is the Peckfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erogenicism.

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is ranked 592nd in the world and 3rd in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Largest Governments, scoring 70.08 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Primitive: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 16thMost Devout: 22ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 37thBest Weather: 56thMost Pacifist: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 124thMost Compassionate Citizens: 142ndNicest Citizens: 151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159thMost Inclusive: 312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 340thMost Cheerful Citizens: 386thMost Cultured: 459thLargest Governments: 592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,271stLowest Crime Rates: 1,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,980thTop
Most Income Equality: 2,822ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,243rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,240thHighest Economic Output: 6,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,019thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,283rdNudest: 8,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,743rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 20,425thLargest Populations: 22,136thMost Influential: 22,643rd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the region

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