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The Republic of Holy Ramen Empire

“By, For, and of the Pandas”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Holy Ramen Empire is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.586 billion Holy Ramen Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Holy Ramen Empirean economy, worth 112 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,025 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ramen Empire's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ramenism.

Holy Ramen Empire is ranked 19,520th in the world and 987th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,232.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,170thMost Influential: 2,331stTop
Most Secular: 6,749thMost Pacifist: 10,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,046thSafest: 13,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,699thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,481stNicest Citizens: 15,444thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,780thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,579thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,124thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,280thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,138thBest Weather: 27,830th
Most Secular: 339th in the regionMost Pacifist: 583rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 671st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 675th in the regionMost Influential: 695th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 743rd in the regionSafest: 759th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 794th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 801st in the regionNicest Citizens: 846th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 987th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,009th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,274th in the regionBest Weather: 1,280th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,304th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,321st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,337th in the region

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