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The Kingdom of Holy Ordt Ana

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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Kingdom of Holy Ordt Ana is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.805 billion Holy Ordt Anans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ordt Anan economy, worth 371 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,364 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Holy Ordt Ana has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy Ordt Ana's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Holy Ordt Ana is ranked 22,923rd in the world and 1,262nd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 232.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,523rdTop
Most Armed: 3,504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,713thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,615thLargest Mining Sector: 11,071stMost Patriotic: 11,300thLargest Black Market: 11,432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,826thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,249thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,167thHighest Average Incomes: 20,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,094th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Armed: 169th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 487th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 507th in the regionLargest Black Market: 533rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 594th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 635th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 659th in the region

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