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The Kingdom of Holy Ordt Ana

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The Kingdom of Holy Ordt Ana is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.805 billion Holy Ordt Anans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ordt Anan economy, worth 371 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,364 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Holy Ordt Ana has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy Ordt Ana's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Holy Ordt Ana is ranked 22,923^rd in the world and 1,262^nd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 232.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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