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The Community of Holy Ohrid

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The Community of Holy Ohrid is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 331 million Jovanites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ohrid. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holy Ohridian economy, worth 15.6 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is 47,237 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ohrid's national animal is the Lamb.

Holy Ohrid is ranked 219,954^th in the world and 1,017^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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