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The Grand Duchy of Holy Luxembourg

“Gott a Famill ze dengen”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Austrian Hungarian Empire

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Grand Duchy of Holy Luxembourg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.614 billion Holy Luxembourgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,233 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,505 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,289,701 per year while the poor average 22,529, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, money grows on trees, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Luxembourg's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy Luxembourg is ranked 10,564th in the world and 1st in The Austrian Hungarian Empire for Most Stationary, with 2,278.39487515968 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,653rdMost Devout: 1,803rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,854thLargest Retail Industry: 2,823rdTop
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Most Cultured: 3,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,491stSmartest Citizens: 4,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,355thRudest Citizens: 5,605thMost Developed: 5,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,233rdHighest Economic Output: 6,529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,407thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,525thHighest Food Quality: 7,688thLargest Governments: 8,399thLowest Crime Rates: 10,040thMost Stationary: 10,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,192ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,680thMost Patriotic: 14,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,321stTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,047thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,768thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 24,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,535thSafest: 27,382ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,557th

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