Spotlight on:
The Grand Duchy of Holy Luxembourg |
“Gott a Famill ze dengen”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Austrian Hungarian Empire |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Grand Duchy of Holy Luxembourg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.614 billion Holy Luxembourgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,233 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,505 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,289,701 per year while the poor average 22,529, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.
Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, money grows on trees, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Luxembourg's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Holy Luxembourg is ranked 10,564th in the world and 1st in The Austrian Hungarian Empire for Most Stationary, with 2,278.39487515968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Luxembourg, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.