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The Militaristic Holy empire of Holy Land Of Guns |
“sine sacrificio progredi non possumus”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Brotherhood of Malice |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Militaristic Holy empire of Holy Land Of Guns is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Chosen Holy Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.248 billion Gunsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City of Religion and Economy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Gunsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion Currency Rations a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,881 Currency Rations, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,305,820 per year while the poor average 39,283, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.
The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Gunsian RPG, and all music has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Land Of Guns's national animal is the The Glorious Desert Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Holy Leaderism.
Holy Land Of Guns is ranked 312,019th in the world and 198th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Nudest, with 5.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, all music has been banned.
- : Holy Land Of Guns was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Holy Land Of Guns was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Gunsian RPG.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Holy Land Of Guns was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Land Of Guns, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Holy Land Of Guns has found 4 easter eggs).