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The Holy Empire of Holy Axolotl

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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Holy Empire of Holy Axolotl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Axolotlian Empress with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.227 billion Axolotlians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy city of Axolotls. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Axolotlian economy, worth 94.5 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 42,415 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Holy Axolotl are blocked up with orders for new public loos, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Holy Axolotl has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Axolotl's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Axolotlism.

Holy Axolotl is ranked 70,878th in the world and 1,465th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 384.99199666052 days.

Best Weather: 3,582ndMost Primitive: 5,441stMost Devout: 5,589thMost Pacifist: 5,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,797thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,909thNicest Citizens: 9,349thMost Inclusive: 9,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,240thHealthiest Citizens: 10,924thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,420thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,445thHighest Food Quality: 14,911thMost Income Equality: 14,914thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,933rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,324thLowest Crime Rates: 22,041stLeast Corrupt Governments: 22,540th
Most Primitive: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 203rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 334th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 347th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 360th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 470th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 514th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 541st in the regionNicest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Inclusive: 552nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 646th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 653rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 769th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 799th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 835th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 838th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 874th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 932nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,020th in the region

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