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The Holy Empire of Holy Axolotl

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The Holy Empire of Holy Axolotl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Axolotlian Empress with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.227 billion Axolotlians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy city of Axolotls. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Axolotlian economy, worth 94.5 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 42,415 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Holy Axolotl are blocked up with orders for new public loos, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Holy Axolotl has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Axolotl's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Axolotlism.

Holy Axolotl is ranked 70,878^th in the world and 1,465^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 384.99199666052 days.

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