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The North American Union State of Holy autism empire

“every man a king!”

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The North American Union State of Holy autism empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by president Brian long with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.944 billion Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of washington dc. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion North American Union Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,187 North American Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, edutainment video games are taking Holy autism empire's students to the next level, and foreign leaders who don't applaud president Brian long's speeches are regarded as enemies of Holy autism empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy autism empire's national animal is the American bold eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy autism empire is ranked 274,155^th in the world and 13,049^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.41 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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