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The North American Union State of Holy autism empire

“every man a king!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The North American Union State of Holy autism empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by president Brian long with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.944 billion Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of washington dc. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion North American Union Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,187 North American Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, edutainment video games are taking Holy autism empire's students to the next level, and foreign leaders who don't applaud president Brian long's speeches are regarded as enemies of Holy autism empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy autism empire's national animal is the American bold eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy autism empire is ranked 274,155th in the world and 13,049th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.41 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 624thLowest Crime Rates: 729thMost Patriotic: 854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,083rdMost Influential: 1,203rdMost Secular: 1,355thLargest Governments: 1,477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,503rdMost Developed: 1,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,925thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,465thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,864thHealthiest Citizens: 3,032ndBest Weather: 3,090thSmartest Citizens: 3,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,034thHighest Average Incomes: 4,146thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,984thMost Inclusive: 7,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,807thMost Authoritarian: 9,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,895thHighest Food Quality: 11,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,334thTop
Highest Economic Output: 17,330thMost Income Equality: 20,146th
Lowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 101st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 294th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 380th in the regionMost Inclusive: 418th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 475th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 490th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 534th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 655th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 916th in the regionMost Stationary: 937th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,067th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,098th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,176th in the region

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