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The Medical Dictatorship of HMS NHS

“Pain is for the weak”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Regional Influence: Squire


The Medical Dictatorship of HMS NHS is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by xhJffnsndh with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 853 million Patients are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nightingale. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Patientien economy, worth 93.1 trillion Viruses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,164 Viruses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, it is a silent spring in HMS NHS, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS NHS's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HMS NHS is ranked 40,326th in the world and 204th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Governments, scoring 19.65 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,489thMost Influential: 9,994thLargest Mining Sector: 11,023rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,521stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,534thMost Conservative: 13,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,741stMost Secular: 19,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,698thLargest Retail Industry: 20,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,932nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the region

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