The Empire of Hjhkii8
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.208 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,015 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,199 Ugohy8s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and Bambi has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of XO Inc.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Republic of Dantopia.
- : Hjhkii8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The United States of Brazilian impero2.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Republic of Zimbabulandia.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Used to Be of Emodea.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of BEEstreetz.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Universal Commonwealth Unity of Ipugao.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Stoinia.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Republic of Blahaj Enthusiasts.
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