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The Empire of Hjhkii8

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.208 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,015 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,199 Ugohy8s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and Bambi has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.

Hjhkii8 is ranked 105,173rd in the world and 4,638th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,173.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 246thMost Corrupt Governments: 282ndHighest Average Incomes: 429thMost Patriotic: 432ndLowest Crime Rates: 464thHighest Poor Incomes: 470thMost Advanced Public Education: 493rdLargest Black Market: 514thLargest Governments: 557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 966thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,726thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,199thLargest Mining Sector: 2,352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,461stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,496thSmartest Citizens: 2,530thTop
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Most Influential: 3,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,632ndHighest Economic Output: 3,785thRudest Citizens: 4,916thMost Efficient Economies: 5,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,065thMost Developed: 13,502ndMost Authoritarian: 13,577thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,734thTop
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Most Secular: 14,407thHealthiest Citizens: 15,626thMost Conservative: 17,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,892ndMost Stationary: 24,305thMost Cultured: 26,916th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 332nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 377th in the regionMost Stationary: 398th in the regionMost Secular: 419th in the regionMost Developed: 420th in the regionLargest Populations: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 473rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 608th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 613th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 762nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 807th in the regionMost Cultured: 811th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 925th in the regionMost Conservative: 936th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,035th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,057th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 92 » Blondiesland, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Anatasha, Bleakfoot, Yaravia, Nowa Europa, Corgitopiaa, Beblahbleblo, Westenhald, Amerion, Treir, Farengeto, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Kringalia, Laamiva, Wehraboos, Holota, Tepertopia, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Drew Durrnil, PenguinPies, Concrete Slab, The naked people, Darakin, Ebonhand, Auphelia, Skaladoria, Hanguk-Nippon, Aidenfieeld, Arvan Irawer, Ambirich, Cereskia 2, Arscanesia, Tyflugian, Immund, The Haughtherlands, Sandaoguo, Kanatian Percocet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsunamy, Eleuthelrium, Shefino, A Place Somewhere, Makinius, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, and 42 others.Andinla, Karimata, Uunited Islands, Bonobiana, Sedunn, Changolandia, Esterwood, Boraland, Leimarite Empire, Great Lothian, Froshar, Chernaya Zvezda, The republic of Konsa, Saint Roberts, Khal Papax, Amoralami, Shadeth, Rectionk, Taigama, Tubatu, Rhetiaa, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Curlyhoward, Nouvel Empire, No moking, Dakalian, Gennaretia, Evinea, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, MaPetiteFille, Los Rodeos, Martzbrieg, Saciu, Conexia, Stoinia, Ipugao, BEEstreetz, Zimbabulandia, Brazilian impero2, Dantopia, and XO Inc.