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The Jim and Tim Creator of Hiyzis

“Kindness brings Humanity. And Tea”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Jim and Tim Creator of Hiyzis is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by President Qutyo Sa'Denito with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 777 million Hiyzisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udersuul. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hiyzisian economy, worth 62.7 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,637 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and President Qutyo Sa'Denito claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiyzis's national animal is the West Jauon Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hiyzis is ranked 110,729th in the world and 4,869th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 31.83 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thTop
Most Influential: 3,779thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,249thTop
Best Weather: 17,413thMost Authoritarian: 17,809thHealthiest Citizens: 19,128thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,200thNicest Citizens: 23,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,367thMost Patriotic: 24,686th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 668th in the regionMost Patriotic: 848th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 884th in the regionMost Influential: 892nd in the regionBest Weather: 895th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 972nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 983rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,194th in the region

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