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The Grossherzogtum of Hixoelop

“Für Stadt und Kaiser/Pour la ville et l’empereur”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: Old Zealand

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Grossherzogtum of Hixoelop is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Charon Emrik Quintinus Von Specht with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.078 billion Hixoelopis enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of omnihorasciipia. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hixoelopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,140 trillion vergoldete Gutschrift or Crédit dorés a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 566,235 vergoldete Gutschrift or Crédit dorés, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, Kaiser Charon Emrik Quintinus Von Specht's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and Hixoelopian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hixoelop's national animal is the Steinadler or Aigle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is heiliges Licht or lumière sainte.

Hixoelop is ranked 231,210th in the world and 31st in Old Zealand for Most Secular, with 9.22 Atheism Rate.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245thHighest Poor Incomes: 270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 271stLargest Black Market: 336thMost Efficient Economies: 406thMost Armed: 410thMost Subsidized Industry: 432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487thRudest Citizens: 514thLargest Retail Industry: 537thMost Corrupt Governments: 556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 653rdLargest Gambling Industry: 738thMost Cultured: 748thMost Rebellious Youth: 849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 923rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,010thFattest Citizens: 1,197thSmartest Citizens: 1,331stLargest Governments: 1,415thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,791stHighest Economic Output: 1,960thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,089thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,193rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,533rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,210thLargest Mining Sector: 4,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,188thMost Avoided: 6,600thNudest: 7,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,670thMost Developed: 9,870thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,818thTop
Most Devout: 12,857thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,491stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,215th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

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