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The Neko Empress State of Hikayana

“For the Empress and Loush Land!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The Everlasting Kawaii Empire

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Neko Empress State of Hikayana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary-Empress Hikayana III with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.545 billion Hikayamis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empress City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Hikayanan economy, worth 308 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,986 Tenalzurias, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, for just a few extra Tenalzurias Hikayamis can get new driving records with their new cars, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime is relatively low. Hikayana's national animal is the Black Panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hikayana is ranked 228,572nd in the world and 127th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,152ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 23,958thNicest Citizens: 25,500th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the region

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