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The Borderlands of Hetaigrado

“Uma gozada nunca o suficiente”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Muralha

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Borderlands of Hetaigrado is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 218 million Senpariano ou Lolinesas are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The all-consuming Hetaigradoan economy, worth 22.6 trillion Xerecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,771 Xerecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Furryball players cannot remember their lineup position, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime is relatively low. Hetaigrado's national animal is the Furry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hetaigrado is ranked 175,984th in the world and 16th in Muralha for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.94 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,083rdRudest Citizens: 8,735thLargest Retail Industry: 10,306thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,316thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,768thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,525thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,109th
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Helhein, Unalias, and Chrebada.