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The Sunwarmed Window Sills of Here kitty kitty

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”

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The Sunwarmed Window Sills of Here kitty kitty is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.125 billion kitties are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient feline economy, worth 625 trillion kibbles a year, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 87,762 kibbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,254 per year while the poor average 17,077, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and Here kitty kitty's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Here kitty kitty's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Here kitty kitty is ranked 138,505^th in the world and 7^th in Here Kitty Kitty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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