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The Woodhouse Sanctum of Helmut Witte

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The Woodhouse Sanctum of Helmut Witte is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.643 billion Helmut Witteans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Helmut Wittean economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,414 $$s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,013 per year while the poor average 9,536, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Helmut Witte's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Helmut Witte is ranked 163,088^th in the world and 1^st in WAR Military Training for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.88 law-abiding acts per hour.

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